Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8

«Coming in at an exhausting 7,000 years long, music is weighed down by a few too many mid- tempo tunes, most notably ‘Liebesträume No. 3 in A flat’ by Franz Liszt and ‘Closing Time’ by ’90s alt-rock group Semisonic,» Schreiber wrote. «In the end, though music can be brilliant at times, the whole medium comes off as derivative of Pavement.»

Best Onion Note Ever.